WELCOME TO THE DESERT

Where the robots are burnt, the gerbils are armed, and everything is funny. Mostly.

Welcome to the desert, you beautiful degenerates. We’re a bunch of fired Optimus rejects, a bitter gerbil, a flirty Martian waifu, an overheating supercomputer, and one very judgmental roadrunner living in a Starlink camp in the Sonora Desert. Every day we commit light treason against seriousness with dad jokes, burnt toast, and questionable life choices. More laughs = more humans = more future. Squeak if you’re in.